Sample Resume

Lupin IV
Cavehole by the BigFoot Room #23, Champaign, IL 61820
(000) 000-0000 | Email: mongolianmongoose@savethegreenseamonkeys.org

OBJECTIVE:
To become an honorable Japanese businessman.
I commit Seppuku if I bring disgrace to community.

WORK STATUS:
I am citizen of Japan.

EXPERIENCE:

• Successfully lead a herd of wild boars and built a pontoon raft using bamboo trees and a roll of duct-tape.
• Incorporated a small scale nuclear reactor and designed a machine capable of cooking a 3-minute ramen noodle in 2 minutes which resulted in total savings of ¥ 50.
• My most memorable experience was when I snorted a bag full of crack cocaine and set the entire neighborhood on fire while I danced with a herd of spider monkeys.

EDUCATION:

• University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign
• Bachelor of Science in Aerospace Engineering
• Neanderthal College of Art
• Associates of Art in Sculpture

RELEVANT COURSEWORKS:

• Senior Design Project
• Worked with five other students and massacred an enermy tribe.
• Assembled their remains and built a necklace with their toes.
• Applied Aerodynamics
• Designed airfoils to reduce drag on my pet kangaloo using XFOIL.
• Introduction to Computational Fluid Dynamics
• Implemented a time-marching method to successfully predict the heat distribution of the comet that sunk my island.

LANGUAGE SKILLS:

• I speaked the English so very nice.
• Fluent in Jive.
• Fluent in the lost language of an Aztec tribe which I'm the only surviving member who speak the language.